Modest Mouse - Dramamine
We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
y do these Europeans like sparkling water so much
Mineral water is delicious and your bubble-hating will get you nowhere in this world. Let the sparkle into your life. Add some raspberry syrup. Live, God damn it. Live.
it tastes like ass
Three times this happens. What’s the common denominator?
"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS